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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:52 pm    Post subject: At the Zoo Reply with quote

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who
is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the
fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.

He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he
do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat
anything.

He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the
South American Bees.

As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade
and smashes the bees to a pulp.

By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions’ cage
because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to
another lion and says "What's the food like here?"

The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps
with Mushy Bees.”
Emmy

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loved it! Grandchild joke?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Applause Applause Applause

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Di troppe cose non so cosa farne, per me che avrei bisogno di poche immagini ma eterne. (G. Gaber)
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a grandchild joke Gil. Perhaps you need to be Scottish to fully get the meaning behind it.
Here we have fish and chip shops (we had one) the fish is cooked in batter. now they are served in cardboard boxes simlilar to pizzas but before they were just wrapped up in paper and then people would eat the fish supper when walking home. A favourite with this was a tub of 'mushy peas' poured on top of the fish supper. (dried peas that had been soaked in water overnight then overcooked until they almost looked like a very thick pea sauce) My mouth is watering at the thought of that. You also got salt vinegar and brown 'chip shop' sauce on the supper too. Yum Yum!! I can almost smell them cooking Dancing Dancing
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