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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:50 pm    Post subject: Andy Rooney's wisdom Reply with quote

Andy Rooney said that men are always complaining that women want to get married. Andy Rooney said that what he liked about a woman over 50 years of age is that they don't want to get married because they feel, "why buy the entire pig just to get a little sausage???????" hysteric

Okay, I thought that was funny.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is always good to hear a woman's point of view!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My friends always bristled at that old statement, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? It was nice to hear a complete opposite view.....................sorry guys! Whistle

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One thing I heard said when a couple were having to get married -
The man said "Well you never heard of anyone going out and buying a pig in a poke (bag) ! It's wiser to taste and try before you buy"
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe if I had............................... Think

I was raised that you must be a virgin when you get married. Little did I know I'd still be savin' it................... mea culpa

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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