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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:47 pm    Post subject: Tomatoes Reply with quote

Had a good laugh when I received this email a few days ago because I have a son named Tony and I was just talking to him the other day about tomato plants and saying this year its going to be a bit more difficult for me to get them planted (Fortunately he's not in prison he only helps people to be put there if they break the law (laughing)



Subj: Italian Tomato Garden...

An old Italian lived alone in ?????(will keep the adddress private). She wanted to plant her annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

Her son, Tony, who used to help her, was in prison. The old woman wrote a letter to her son and described her predicament:

Dear Tony,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love, Mama

A few days later she received a letter from her son.


Dear Mama,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

Love,
Tony


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old woman and left.


That same day the old woman received another letter from her son.

Dear Mama,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,
Tony
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the laugh! I think that joke has been around the World many times even before all of us were born.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hysteric hysteric hysteric

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First time I had heard it and I thought it sooo funny especially as I had a son Tony and we had been talking about the garden and tomatoes.

PS I've planted the tomato seeds and definately couldnt get a body buried beneath where the seeds are. Dancing Dancing Dancing Dancing Dancing
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