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Man and Wife at the Zoo

 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:22 pm    Post subject: Man and Wife at the Zoo Reply with quote

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the
zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless w/straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in
front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on
the bars, holding on w/one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding
his chest w/the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady
in the sheer dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the
poor fellow. He tells her to pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and
flirt w/the ape.

She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall; she does, and the gorilla is so excited, he's just about
to tear the bars down.

The husband then suggests that the wife lift her dress up above the
thighs... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the
door to the cage, slings her in w/the gorilla and says, 'Now, tell him
you have a headache.'

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hysteric hysteric hysteric

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Di troppe cose non so cosa farne, per me che avrei bisogno di poche immagini ma eterne. (G. Gaber)
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one!!!

My friends wife was having a visit from Aunty Flo and an ape went nuts as she stopped in front of the cage. The zoo attendant claimed it wasn't the first time Aunty Flo set the ape off!

Good to hear that you are out and about. Where's Simmy?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morning Gil!

Simy left me on Tuesday and is home... Sad

Maybe she'll pop in soon. I hear she "slept it off" yesterday.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nuccia wrote:
Maybe she'll pop in soon. I hear she "slept it off" yesterday.

Where shall I pop in?? Again to Toronto or on Amici?? Whistle

Hi Gil! I'm back home... Crying or Very sad
I'm very busy with my job... almost one month off of the office is really too much!
Anyway, I think I'm going to post something about my wonderful visit to my Canadian family soon.

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