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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:44 pm    Post subject: Italian Custom Officers Reply with quote

Italian customs officers

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen.

"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman says, not believing what he is hearing. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."

"You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro means four. You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore breakin'a the law". The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over We want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come". "He's a busy with two guys in a Uno".

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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hysteric hysteric hysteric

Good one, Emmy!!!

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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is sooo cute! Going to tell my Dad that one. He will definitely appreciate it! Applause Applause

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