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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:26 am    Post subject: For my blond friends! Reply with quote

For my blonde friends
To all of my blonde friends -- please don't get upset -- I love you
all.

A LITTLE BLONDE
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10.
See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and
all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G.
See?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36-Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

No, Honey, Its because you're 24."

Whistle

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hysteric Good one Carole!!!

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Di troppe cose non so cosa farne, per me che avrei bisogno di poche immagini ma eterne. (G. Gaber)
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for two great jokes to help break up my working on some guys check book this afternoon.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad to make you smile!!!!!!!!!!! Dancing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I also enjoyed these two jokes.

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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino.
She kept punching the buttons only to have happen what you'd expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other, and change too!

After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went and got more. Back at it she went, blocking the way to the other vending machines with the mounting pile of soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to the young lady.

People were starting to gather, seeing this beautiful woman enthusiastically plugging money in like it was fun. The people were gathering more though waiting their turn at the machines.

After watching a while, someone asked from the rear of the group, 'Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?'

'Hey back off, buddy,' she retorts, 'can't you see I'm winning here?'

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