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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:09 pm    Post subject: Dangerous food Reply with quote

Dangerous food

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Vancouver.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese Food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said: "Wedding Cake."

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Di troppe cose non so cosa farne, per me che avrei bisogno di poche immagini ma eterne. (G. Gaber)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

good one Simy Applause Applause Applause
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now you are running on all cylinders again!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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