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Marriage Counselling

 
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Carole B
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:34 am    Post subject: Marriage Counselling Reply with quote

Marriage Counselling
broken heart
A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade protesta listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time yawn , the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. Little Kiss

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This cupidarrow is what your wife needs at least three times a week can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,..

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf. Lol-Lol

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rotfl rotfl Good one!!!!! Thanks Carole!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like something my husband would say! Think Very Happy

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