Had a good laugh when I received this email a few days ago because I have a son named Tony and I was just talking to him the other day about tomato plants and saying this year its going to be a bit more difficult for me to get them planted (Fortunately he's not in prison he only helps people to be put there if they break the law (laughing)
Subj: Italian Tomato Garden...
An old Italian lived alone in ?????(will keep the adddress private). She wanted to plant her annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
Her son, Tony, who used to help her, was in prison. The old woman wrote a letter to her son and described her predicament:
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
A few days later she received a letter from her son.
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old woman and left.
That same day the old woman received another letter from her son.
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
If you don't have anything good to say about a person then don't say anything bad.
Two wrongs never make a right.