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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:47 pm    Post subject: Think about it.... Reply with quote

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks! I needed a few good laughs today.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every word true...oh, soooooooo true!

Thanks for the laugh 'g'!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh that was a good one. Just had a look at my passport photograph and by the image there I just wouldnt want to say the trip I should be taking!!
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